Who is this Jorge guy? I've got 19 years of trickiness and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting in a class I didn't belong in, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should focus my educational aspirations on a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true / false tests to find out how desirable I am? What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a Batman lair-like cave as I tried to outrun the bastard, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. The emotional kind. Who doesn't have any of that? The question is where's the lost & found when you need it? I want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same dammit! My music is The clang of pots n' pans or random nonsense humming. Books?Huh? Don't people give these to short friends to sit on? My fav movie is The Incredibles. Design Projects never look the way they look in my head. I'm never content with whatever I'm working on. Aesthetically, anything I tweak is a direct reflection of my personality and tastes. Consider this profile - which I dub jorgeilicious - an ever changing work in progress. Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you. Smile...Full Name: Jorge Luis Duque. Gender: male. Sexuality: gay. Single? (sigh) yes. If Yes, Are You Currently Interested In Someone? yes. If so who? a guy......lol. If No, Who Are You Dating? no one. For How Long? bonkers ! don’t you get it. Birthdate: 2/10/1988. Age: 19. Age You Act : 17. Age You Wish You Were: 21. Height: 5'7. Weight: 130. Eye Colour: brown. Hair Colour: dark brown. Lefty/Righty/Ambidextrous: Righty. Living Arrangement: appartment. Do You Have Any Siblings?: older brother. If So What Are Their Names?: carlos. Have Any Pets? no. What Is Your Job? student. Piercings? left ear. Tattoos? nope. Obsessions? nice shoes. If So What Are They? this is getting rebarbative. Addictions? cranberry vodka, mini-carrots, granola bars. If So What Are They? look up. Do You Speak Another Language? yes. If So What Language? spanish. Do You Have A Favourite Quote? The universe may have it’s limits but I’m not sure about human stupidity (paraphrasing Einstein). If So What Quote? I think Einstein proved his point. Do You Have A Webpage? not comuter literate enough. About Your Life: Do You Live In The Moment? no, I plan, do lists but never use them. Do You Consider Yourself Tolerant Of Others? who are Others?. Do You Have Any Secrets? yes and they’r really good ones too. Do You Hate Yourself? euh no. Do You Hate Your Handwriting? which one? no, I love all of them. Do You Have Any Bad Habits? yes, I’m a . . . not telling. What Is The Compliment You Get Most From People? look at those eyes. nice shoes. If A Movie Was Made About Your Life, What Would It Be Called? Axiome. What's Your Biggest Fear? Roller coasters... Can You Sing? with lots and lots of practice, no. Do You Ever Pretend To Be Someone Else Just To Look Cool? hell no. Are You A Loner? generally yes. What Is Your Number One Priority In Life? feeding my mind. If You Were Another Person, Would You Be Friends With You? the hek I know!. Are You A Daredevil? no. Is There Anything You Fear Or Hate About Yourself? let me check. no, yes. checking . . . Are You Passive, Aggressive, Or Both? i'm aggressive where needed, but mostly passive. Do You Have A Journal? no. What Is Your Greatest Strength? my gutsyness. What Is Your Greatest Weakness? not sure.... If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself, What Would It Be? nothing.....my low metabolims maybe..then I could eat all I wanted XD. Are You Emotionally Strong? a cold stone. Is There Anything You Regret Doing In Life? yes, long story. Is There Anything You Regret Not Doing In Life? yes, short story. Do You Think Life Has Been Good So Far? yes, mostly. for now, yes. later hope so, yes . . . What Is The Most Important Lesson You've Learned From Life? tell the truth. What Do You Like Most About Your Body? eyes. What Do You Like Most About Your Personality? my sence of humor. Do You Think You Are Good Looking? I polled a few. strangers, 3 yes, 1 no . Are You Confident? when in my element. What Fictional Character Are You Most Like? (omg!). Are You Perceived Wrongly? probably but I don’t really know. I can’t read people well. Do You... Smoke? fucking disgusting habit, no, never, beurk. Do Drugs? never and proud of it. Read The Newspaper? the free stuff in the metro. Pray? no. Go To Church? funerals and weddings. Talk To Strangers Who IM You? that’s the purpose of this site. Sleep With Stuffed Animals? I hate the buggers, no, they’r creepy. Take Walks In The Rain? yes, naked if possible. Talk To People Even Though You Hate Them? no. Drive? yes, but no car, and I’m a softcore environmentalist. Like To Drive Fast? no. Would Or Have You Ever? Liked Your Voice? yes. Hurt Yourself? unintentionally. Been Out Of The Country? yes and wishing it every moment. Eaten Something That Made Other People Sick? yeah. Been In Love? yea. Done Drugs? no. Gone Skinny Dipping? no. Had A Medical Emergency? yes. Had Surgery? yes. Ran Away From Home? no. Played Strip Poker? I can’t remember. Gotten Beaten Up? no. Beaten Someone Up? no. Been Picked On? well, I went to highschool, so yes. Been On Stage? no. Slept Outdoors? yah. Thought About Suicide? no. Pulled An All Nighter? way too many times . If So What Is Your Record? 40h. Gone One Day Without Food? yea. Talked On The Phone All Night? yea. Slept Together With The Opposite Sex Without Actually Having Sex? yes. Slept All Day? 16h max. bad idea. Killed Someone? no. Made Out With A Stranger? too many times. Had Sex With A Stranger? nada. Thought You Were Going Crazy? non. Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? yes sir. Done Anything With Someone Of The Same Sex? fun times. Been Betrayed? yea. Had A Dream That Came True? yes. Broken The Law? yes, oh the stories. Met A Famous Person? yes. Killed An Animal By Accident? no. On Purpose? no. Told A Secret You Swore You Wouldn't Tell? non. Stolen Anything? yes. Been On TV? no. Been On The Radio? no. Been In A Mosh-Pit? einh (!). Had A Nervouse Break Down? almost. Bungee Jumped? never. Sky Dived? no. Had A Dream That Kept Coming Back? ohhh yes but not anymore. Beliefs: Believe In Life On Other Planets? statistically plausible. Miracles? oui. Astrology? crap. Magic? real or illusionary? real. God? God yes. Satan? shit yes. Santa? when I was 3. Ghosts? energy. Luck? yes pls. Love At First Sight? krap. Yin And Yang? balance, black and white Witches? two. Easter Bunny? no. Believe It's Possible To Remain Faithful Forever? yes. Believe There's A Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow? no. Do You Wish On The Stars? rocks!. Theolocal Questions What Religion Are You? raised catholic. Do You Think God Has A Gender? no. Do You Believe In The Tradtional View Of Heaven And Hell? no. Do You Believe In Organized Religion? no. Where Do You Think We Go When We Die? Energy is never lost, only reused. Friends Do You Have Any Homosexual Friends? yes. Who Is Your Best Friend? Steff. Who's The Person That Knows The Most About You? Steff. What's The Best Advice That Anyone Has Ever Given You? snap out of it. Your Favourite Inside Joke? no more wire hangers. Thing You Are Picked On Most About? my slenderness, it’s all a carefully crafted illusion. Who's Your Longest Known Friend? Steff. Newest? Rosye. Shyest? Josh. Funniest? Kerrie. Sweetest? none XD. Closest? close/best? None of them. More Q’s Do You Consider Love A Mistake? I am not made of steel, no. What Do You Find Romantic? lots of candles. Turn-On? intellectual challange. Turn-Off? rushing it. First Kiss? on an empty theater stage. If Someone You Had No Interest In Wanted To Date You How Would You Feel? awkward, but I would clear the air. still no. Do You Prefer Knowing Someone Before You Date Them? mandatory. Have You Ever Wished It Was More Acceptable For A Girl To Ask Out A Guy? gosh no. Have You Ever Been Romantically Attracted To Someone Unattractive? yes. Do You Think The Opposite Sex Finds You Good Looking? the ogeling is a clue, yes. What Is The Best Thing About The preferred Sex? Cant say. What Is The Worst Thing About The preferred Sex? have you heard of a toothbrush?. What's The Last Present Someone Gave You? laser pointer. Are You In Love? maybe ^^ Do You Consider Your Significant Other Hot? what other, where is he? Who Was Your First Love? I was 11 he was tall, had dark eyes and had a nice...... Have You Ever Been Close To Love? Y. If So, Who Did You Come Close To Falling In Love With? you want names?. Has Anyone Ever Fallen In Love With You? yes. If So Who? (?). Who Do You Want To Be In A Relationship With? the perfect human. Is it too much to ask?. If You Could Make Any Relationship Possible Who Would It Be With? that’s Cupid’s job. Do You Love Jarad? The Pretender. oooo he’s hot, but he’s a TV character. Do You Think He Is Sexy? the caracter is, yes. Who Was The Last Person... That Haunted You? grandpa. You Wanted To Kill? one of my friends. That You Laughed At? no name. That Laughed At You? Kerrie. That Turned You On? strange boy on the bus. You Went Shopping With? Amanda. That Broke Your Heart? Luis my ex. To Dissappoint You? my mother. To Ask You Out? Isaac. To Make You Cry? The children depicted in Born Into Brothels (amazing documentary). To Brighten Up Your Day? Apple. That You Thought About? Adriano. That You Saw A Movie With? Isaac. You Talked To On The Phone? Chriss. You Talked To Through IM? a stranger. You Had Sexual Fantasies About? a stranger. You Kissed? Isaac. You Hugged? Apple. You Made Out With? a stranger ((( do you see a pattern here))) You Sat On? einhg (!) Sat On You? double eingh (!) You Cried Over? kids in India. You Had A Dream About? can never remember my dreams. You Had Feelings For? Luis. You Loved? nada. This Or That God/Satan: Science. Heaven/Hell: Earth. Kill A Friend/Kill Yourself: myself. Wild Sex/Make Love: wild steamy raunchy. Hug/Kiss: kiss. Marriage/Bachelor(ette): unity. Car/Truck: walk. Fruits/Vegetables: veggies for life. Cheese/Gnome: wah ?... Jarad/Jared: Jared. Rock/Rap: rock, directly in my bloodstream doctor. Emo/Punk: punk. Classical/Instrumental: classical. Techno/Trance: all the same. Alternative/Contemporary Christian: alternative. Blues/R&B: all good. Jazz/Hip Hop: jazz. Latin Sensation/Japanese Pop: no no. Gothic/Metal: no no. New Age/Rave: rave. Spain/Mexico: Barcelona. China/Japan: Japan. Korea/Vietnamn: Vietnamn. USA/Iraq: Canada UK/France: UK boyz are hotter. Republican/Democrat: Republican. Yin/Yang: pfeww. Good/Evil: good. Power/Wisdom: wisdom. Light/Dark: light. Night/Day: night. Winter/Summer: winter. Autumn/Spring: fall. Noon/Midnight: midnight. Highschool/College: Highschool. Life/Death: life. Right Now Are You Going Out? To the mall. Will It Be With Your Significant Other? If he shows up. Or Some Random Person? If he dosen’t show up. What Are You Wearing Right Now? sox and more. Body Part You Are Touching Right Now? none. What Are You Worried About Right Now? Adriano. What Book Are You Reading? Discours de la méthode. What's On Your Mousepad? my finger. Use 5 Words To Describe How You Are Feeling Right Now: can’t find the thesaurus. Are You Bored? no. Are You Tired? no. Are You Talking To Anyone ..? I will. Are You Talking To Anyone On The Phone? I tried,no answer. Are You Lonely Or Content? both. Are You Listening to Music? MTV is on. Are You Happy Or Sad? youppy. What Was The Last Thing You Ate? dried cranberries. Last Thing You Drank? Water. What Time Did You Get Up This Morning? 5:00am. What Are Your Plans For The Rest Of The Day? nothing really. What Time Do You Think You'll Go To Bed? who knows? not before 4. What Are You Going To Do After You're Done With This Survey? duno. Do You Need To Go To The Bathroom? yes. Have You Taken Any Breaks Whilst Doing This Survey? no. What's Your Favorite Number? 7. Favourite Colour? Orange. Favourite Ex-Boyfriend? classified information. Favourite Song? In My Place, Coldplay. Favourite Band? Coldplay. Favourite Actor And Actress? Jack Nicholson, Scarlett Johansson. Current Mood? extatic. What Do You Think Of British People? pale, gloomy, kinky boyz. I love to be with ppl I hate being alone ='/ I just want a lot of friends ...so add me... and i'll be ur bestest best friend I like to sing and dance. I listen to music... like i breathe air. im deadly afraid of rollercoasters. I like hugs... mostly b'cuz they r free. ima a happy go get 'em kinda guy. I hate feeling sad. and mad. I prefer to be happy. life's too short to be upset... all or most of the time. I find that ppl tend to let me down. I feel insecure about myself most times... but I luv myself all of the time. so, get to know me better. I am a male latin gay guy who is single and hating it..I am 5'6 and I weight 130 pounds. I have brown hair and Brown eyes, my life is not really that important exept for the fact that I am studying web design at the moment. I am a really cool guy, I love movies and walks on the park. books are not my thing but I can allways try new stuff lol. Let me know if you want to know anything else pls. Love you all. Interests: Genuine people. Intellectuals who like to party once in a while. Professionals with direction in their life. Travelling circus performers with stories to tell. Passionate souls with big hearts and a sharp mind. Anyone who appreciates awkward silences. Someone who understands it all_ Or at least some of it . . . Now_ I'll try to be less cryptic: Please be between the ages of 17-22 Please send me a mesage telling me why you consider me suitable as one of your friends Please be sane of mind and body.